Next Week "Totem"

I picked this topic, because for some reason it was a trending topic on Google.  I don't know why.  I scoped out Manglesen's for a totem pole, then remembered that I had this tiki thing in the back yard!

The story behind it is kind of funny.  I wanted an Easter Island statue, like Dumb Dumb in Night at the Museum and could not find one, but we found this one day at Hobby Lobby.  The problem was; Sandra and I were on the motorcycle.  She agreed to hold onto it as we drove home.  We got a series of strange looks and a few honks.